"Simplify your life; purge your stuff." (John December).
I mean - my life's pretty simple after all. It's just me and my hands most of the time, (and, no doubt, the Devil). ... but I do have Stuff.
Don't get me
wrong. The Stuff does not control me. Mostly we rub along nicely.
It's a sort of symbiotic relationship.
It's just that lately.... well... lately it has sort of started to interfere with my heavy program of idling, to the extent that it seems to be trying to exclude me from my own workroom.
A simple life starts to sound attractive.
"Reduce the amount of stuff you have by examining each item you own and asking yourself if you really need it."
So... I look at the Stuff.
And it gazes sentimentally at me, and.... I have to face it: a simple life is just not a possibility.
My Simple Life.
I am a medium-aged lady from Surrey - well, everyone is aren't they? That is: not all ladies from Surrey presumably, but "medium-aged". I live in a quaint house with plenty of room for the Stuff and the Idling.
I share the house with George, whose only drawback is that he is in possession of a large amount of junk, (which he erroneously calls Stuff), and should start simplifying his life right away, if you ask me.
Here we are enjoying the evening sunshine on the balcony after a swim, (not in Surrey I may say).
Along with George, I acquired a step-daughter, who is both cute
and talented. So much so, that, given a chance, I would pretend
she inherited it all from me, if it were not for the implausibility
of such a notion. She is well on her way to a lifetime hoard of
Stuff, and has the advantage of having two residences in which
Here she is giving a clear idea of her opinion of me; her Father seems equally impressed.
I have also got some charming and talented friends who are slightly more interested in my web enterprises.
My friend Alison currently residing in California, who shares most of my interests.... except probably she has less of an inclination towards Stuff I have noticed.... especially my Stuff.
there's my ex-husband, Rob. Here is a man who really knows about
and appreciates Stuff; in fact, he is still housing some of mine
if I remember rightly....
He lectures in theatre studies at a Higher Education college, and he is constantly expanding his artistic knowledge and capabilities, (and his Stuff).
Most recently he was awarded an MA in media studies, and, as always, he has been very helpful and supportive. Here he is regarding me with the usual degree of suspicion during a day out in London to see the Sultan's Elephant.